mirror mirror . . .

Saturday, December 20, 2008

this website is totlee trippin me out

haiku

stupid bottle of merlot

why did ya make me drink ya?

totally not cool

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Lyon to Paris


I cam into Paris via thumb. What a day of hitchhiking!

*For the purposes of this story, let me only recount the details of my sour ride from Lyon to Paris.

I suppose it wasn’t really so bad. It is always elating to be on the open highway in some foreign country, with the wind blowing in your hair. However, your company is impertinent, and in this particular instance, my company was revolting. He was a round man, and I remember him as if in overalls. He couldn’t have been a day under 60, really.

The entire ride was a battle, but sill I maintained the persona I had created as a form of entertainment for others, for nothing is free. It was this person whom chatted with lonely truck drivers and empty transplanted citizens of foreign cities. could I help it if at times they became enamored, drunk on the joy of beholding another human's presence? I could not. I could only say no.

Hercules and Love Affair

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

PS

It's my birthday!!!!!!!!

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I am so excited that we are sharing it together. What did you do with yourself tonight? Me? Oh, you know, I just cleaned my room. It is very clean. Also I drank a bottle of wine. And dontchaknow . . . this bottle of wine shares the name of the agent I met with from the staffing agency today. How bizarre! Tomorrow I will go to the beach and to the spa. I will reflect on these 25 sweethearts. Right now I am burning candles. You know I am a fire sign.

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Thanks 4 reading <3
PS. dear beloved 'stranger' readers (pps I love strangers). Where do you find my blog? I am so delighted that you are here.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Dear Mr. Bi-polar,



You are so Bi-polar.

What is your problem anyway?

I don't like your bi-polar or your bi-polar.

Love,

Not-bi-polar

Monday, December 8, 2008

Love

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DMMMVVVVVVVVVVVV



arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh. are you fucking kidding me? Today was my 3rd trip to the dmv. I had an appointment. I had my passport, my birth cert., my ss card. I turned in my paperwork. I had my picture taken. I waited in line after line after line. I TOOK A WRITTEN DRIVING TEST AND I PASSED!!!! What do you want from me DMV, I can't take your mind games, can I plz just have a driver's license? What is the hold up, seriously this is torture.

Sunset Boulevard




Sunday, December 7, 2008

so vague, yet so memorable

What is it about Paris? There is just something about it.

Saturday, December 6, 2008


Jesus.


i just think that you are so hot. I'm dying. I hope that someday I will get to meet you.

ps


actually it was more like this

i thought i'd write a new post

. . . bc my last one was so retarded. i have to admit that I am pretty bored. I am drinking wine, and trying to get creative. Also, I'm cruising Salon Personals. Actually, I'm thinking of someone special though. If you are him, call me k? I know it didn't last long, but I miss hangin with ya.

Friday, December 5, 2008

About Me

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doin the best with what she got.